A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.
Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.
by rapskat August 17, 2005
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One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.
You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.
by Paul December 1, 2004
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One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.
Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.
by Mr.Francko January 28, 2009
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A mac user unable to do basic tasks on a windows platform.
Yo man, my buddy Dave uses Macs cause he's wintarded!
by Bormon March 9, 2007
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One who can not drive in the snow covered roads. Tends to drive a 2WD vehicle and tires may be near bald. This person may also be commonly found in a ditch, or sliding into another car.

You can also spot these people with a layer of ice and snow still on the car while driving.
Sorry I'm late to work today. Some wintard tried to pass me, spun out and hit another car. I had to stop.
by Slacker1357 February 12, 2013
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A Word that describes retards in Pizza Tower Network (degenerates), that change the data.win file to ruin the experience.
It's a Pizza Tower (Network) only Word.
Wintard: Crashes the server
skyywalkr: Man these stupid fucking Wintards..
WeinerWash81: man fuck those wintards bro
by WeinerWash81 April 7, 2023
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Someone who actually pays for winrar.
Jerry is an absolute wintard he spent 30 euros on winrar.
by skopiy August 15, 2023
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